So, what would you do if you walked into a bathroom in your home (not "your" bathroom), pulled back the shower curtain and saw a 12 inch, lifelike (although not like anyone I've ever known) rubber dildo resting across your soap dish? If you're me you stare it it (just to be sure your aging eyes aren't fooling you), then you pick it up, then you look around the room (for no reason at all) while it jiggles to and fro in your hand.
That was me two days ago. Standing in a bathroom in my home - a bathroom several people were using because it was a holiday and they were guests - staring at a Caucasian, flesh-toned replica of the largest penis you could imagine...complete with appropriate (or so I'm told) color gradations to make it more lifelike.
Who would forget to take this from a bathroom?!!! It's not like leaving your tweezers on the sink.
I struggled with leaving it outside the door in a plastic bag...discreet? I considered asking specific people whether they had lost track of anything important? I considered putting it in our room and waiting for someone to confide in me. I also toyed with taking a series of funny pictures of it and texting the pix to my gay friend in Washington DC. (and putting it back where I'd found it afterwards, of course).
What did I do? Yup. You guessed it. They were great pictures. He and I spent hours captioning and re-captioning them. Laughing our butts off (so to speak) and considering all the possibilities and ramifications of ownership. It was a great way to ride out a snowstorm.
What would you have done?
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