Trying to suck up to us because someone may have stolen Target customers' credit information this week - Target has begun a new customer service program. I think.
Picture this: Me, wandering thorough the aisles....touching, looking, picking up..a.blissed out "guest"...minding my own business...
When suddenly what to my wondering eyes should appear but the face of a Target associate....maybe a foot away from my face, ":Ma'am, are you finding everything okay?" I mumbled something and walked away. Exactly 3 minutes later...in another aisle....another face, "Ma'am are you finding everything ok?" (Hey - do I look lost...or feeble...is it this damn hair again? Grey is a dull color but does not necessarily indicate a dull mind)
I looked at her and softly said. "This is Target. I'm a woman. I come here at least once a week. I really don't need help finding anything.i know where everything is. This is TARGET and your concern would make sense in a Sports Authority. I'm just fine on my own here. But thanks for asking.."
Bitch that I am.
I left. Not my best moment
But satisfying
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