Friday, February 15, 2013

I don't have to do that anymore?

I had my "Welcome to Medicare" physical last week.  I think this may be an result of  Obamacare (thank you) but I don't really care how it came to be. I've turned 65. I no longer have to pay thousands of dollars a year for private insurance or go to Canada for my meds. I am officially old. I have Medicare. And I have drug coverage. (Drugs aren't free but they are cheaper).

During my physical I had a nice long chat with my Internist. He's been my doctor for at least 18 years and we've never spent this much time together. It was like a date.  He asked me all sorts of personal things - although he didn't ask me what my sign was. Like any new couple we argued about tests I should have but don't want and shots I should get but don't sound all that necessary to me. And then he said, "You know, you no longer need to have an annual Pap test."

What?

Why not? I asked.

"It's just no longer necessary.  It's up to you.  I know you see Dr. B______ but it's not longer critical."

Well yes it is. I love my gynecologist. I've had a crush on him for thirty years. He's cute, sexy , and gentle. He's a fantasy I almost get to live out once a year.  And now I don't HAVE to?

Well that sucks.  Maybe I won't tell Dr. B.  Maybe he doesn't know.  I'm going anyway.  Need it or not.

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